SPI makes a splash....

Last week the wonderful berg of South Padre Island hosted “splash”, a homosexual debauchery on the sandspit, celebrating the cuteness of “being gay”

And what the fuck is “being gay”? I’m not the first to pen that the word “gay” used to have a totally innocuous meaning in more innocent times. Gay meant “happy”. Hell, I even had a “Gay Yellow Schoolbus”. Created when we were more innocent, and perverts stayed in the closet. It pains me to think of what that little toy would be today, or what the jokes surrounding it would be.

It pains me to see us having taken a giant step toward Gomorrah . Never mind Sodom .

Call me a homophobe if you like. I don’t give a shit.

To legitimize abhorrent behavior is to give the devil his due. Have we become a society so tolerant of deviancy that we will legitimize anything between two individuals, even at the expense of our own freedom, and the country in which we live?

Christ, I even saw a banner across the road welcoming participants of “splash” to the island. Real savory for families and children. What’s next? Hosting an annual convention of NAMBLA? It’s just a little further down the old (dirt) road. Thanks a lot SPI

I thought that Republicans were against this sort of thing? Seems like the political infrastructure of SPI is mostly the “R word though…..

So what gives? Could the town be so money hungry that it would sell its soul for a few lousy silver shekels? Could the City Manager (and I use that term loosely), Mr. Dewey Cashwell (you know him… of Hughy, Dewey and Louie fame) be persuaded to put aside principal for hotel occupancy? I tell you, I feel sorry for the hotel and condo cleanup crews after an event like this. Better wear full body protection, face masks and keep the industrial disinfectant nearby!

Ah well, what can we expect?

This type of behavior is totally in line with a place whose citizens are more concerned with building sand castles, putting on parties and catering to ill behaved annual spring break children, than with issues of morality, global crisis or the impending implosion of western civilization. I say keep fiddling while Rome burns ya’ll, it’s easy when you’re insulated from the real world.

Maybe too much THC and LSD during the ‘60’s?

Any town that bases it’s entire economy on this type of thing is only a shove from total economic and moral collapse. Better keep whistling past the graveyard.

Peace and love ya’ll